Commission us to create evidence of an experience you haven't had, or of something you haven't done.
#happynolucky
In happynolucky we create a happier past for you.
You can commission us to design evidence of a lovely childhood, great relationships, good health and a successful career. Soon you can highlight your positivity to potential employers, partners and friends who will find you a joy to be around.
All evidence will be presented as an NFT and selected documents will be elegantly framed and mounted for your pleasure.
#melancholiar
In melancholiar we create a more upsetting past for you.
We can produce fictional evidence of untimely deaths, awful relationships, former addictions and failed careers. Soon you'll be able to highlight your strength in the face of adversity to potential employers, partners and friends with this tragic solution.
Selected evidence will be presented in an elegantly designed archive box and all documentation will be minted as an NFT.
#miraclemaker
In miraclemaker we create a life-changing spiritual experience.
From weeping statues to floating apparitions our convincing renderings will help you reconsider a rational mentality. Proof of your miraculous awakening will be presented in an elegant archive box or framed and mounted for your pleasure.
All digital documentation will also be minted as an NFT and presented with a signed certificate of authenticity.
#comewithme
In comewithme we're your absent lover
We will provide a series of communications that prove you have a loving partner who can’t be with you. You can choose from a variety of absent scenarios including soldier, artist, rig worker or prisoner.
We suggest a contemporary archive box as the perfect storage solution for all your intimate documents. All rendered proof will be minted as an NFT for safe keeping.
#knowidea
In knowidea we give you a great idea.
We'll create proof that you were responsible for a great idea of your choice. Whether it's a great song, clever artwork, scientific breakthrough or global business, our fake evidence will help you prove that you've modestly produced a cultural phenomenon.
Evidence of your ideal brainwave will be framed for your pleasure and authenticated by a Non Fungible Token (NFT).
#criminalminimal
In criminalminimal you're a victim of a pretend crime.
We will create evidence of a crime that took place in your home, while you were out. We will choreograph the action, photograph the results and then put every back how we found it.
We'll then send you the evidence through the post and mint your favourite image as an NFT.
#extremissed
In extremissed we express your anger.
If you have a nonnegotiable cause that demands to be heard then we'll create evidence that it already has, before you go and do something drastic.
All communications will be archived in an attractive manner and presented as an NFT.
#chaseme
In chaseme we follow you like you're famous.
After commissioning the service, your daily activities will be captured by a team of photographers when you least expect it. Evidence of the activity will then be sent to your home as a series of elegant prints, framed and mounted for your pleasure.
You can also choose to have your favourite image minted as an NFT.
#polterheist
In polterheist we're a presence in your home.
We'll create a number of frightening scenarios that suggest a haunting or visitation from the afterlife in your home. Ghoul, poltergeist, spectral vision, demon or spirit we'll give you convincing evidence of a life-changing paranormal experience.
Evidence will be presented in a variety of highly convincing formats and then minted as an NFT.
#conspirasee
In conspirasee all is not what it seems.
We will create a name, image and ceremonial figurehead for a powerful imaginary society/organisation who are secretly controlling your every move.
Evidence will be revealed over a few years until you believe that complex personal/political issues can be blamed on the reductive actions of this group of manipulative (and possibly related) individuals.
#classempty
In classempty we give you a different class identity.
We'll render a variety of documents that suggest an alternative past that takes in the sights, sounds and smells of working, middle or upper class sensibilities.
By owning the resulting NFT you may slowly begin to believe that this past is your own, helping you to create some new and exciting opportunities.